Two best friends

November 12, 2013 | Under Conversation | Posted by | 0 Comments | 0

  • Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with…
  • Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
  • Barney: I'm your two best friends!